Man, it was a long week, wasn't it? I was kinda dragging the whole time; not for any particular reason, maybe it's just the natural rhythm of the seasons changing. The euphoria can only last so long, I suppose! I am loving seeing the little pumpkins and decorative gourds pop up on people's stoops around the city. If I had a stoop I would definitely decorate it. I have a little window box where the air conditioner is supposed to go, I suppose I could put some pumpkins out there! I'm deathly afraid of doing anything that could possibly attract rats, though. So that's what's kept me from putting anything out there, thus far.
I'm currently engaged in a literal war with the individual who has parked himself outside my apartment window and is blasting some kind of sports game on his phone. I keep turning up my gentle french music, and he turns up his game. It's never ending. I don't understand why he has chosen this spot. Please move along, sir.
Any fun plans for the weekend? The weather looks promising, and I'll be working hard to not spend all my money on delicious fall clothing. It's just the best fashion season, isn't it? I want it all! And without further ado, here are some links for your eyeballs and a little ditty for your heart!
How come I didn't think of this? (NSFW if you work for the patriarchy.)
New screen time guidelines from the AAP.
This is gonna happen to me, one day.
How to make slime.
Babies love faces.
Halloween makeup packs that are truly terrifying.
Love this profile on Queen Ina.
Have you signed up for Lenny, yet?
Need and want some brow rehab.
Apple cider donuts are key.
Puerto Rico, getting it right.