Hi there! Hope you all had a lovely weekend, as I did! I did it, I bought the tiniest white converse you've ever seen and I'm very pleased. Now it's just a matter of time to see how quickly I can destroy them. My guess is three days and then I accidentally step in a puddle! On my way to get my kicks, I stepped in a puddle during that lovely Saturday downpour and my poor left foot was soaked all afternoon. It was highly unpleasant. I had to sit through getting my bangs trimmed and having my eye makeup touched up with a drenched sock, and it made the experience much less enjoyable than I would have preferred! Speaking of, did you know that lots of beauty bars will do your eye makeup for less than getting a whole face done? I popped into my local beauty bar (which you will hear a whole lot about in the coming weeks!) and had them give me a fun and sexy cat eye for my Saturday night out. It really pumped up my vibe and made me feel great, for less than I would spend to get my whole face done. Worth it!
In a similar vein, but not really, I can't believe I've gone this long without telling you about my most favorite mascara in the world. I cannot live without it, and mercifully, it's cheap as hell. Do yourself a favor and pick up some Maybelline Pumped Up Colossal Volum'Express Mascara at the nearest grocery store. It's the closest to falsies you'll come and it looks amazing. It lives up to it's name and delivers the longest, thickest lashes outside of my expensive fave, YSL. But who can afford YSL on the regular? Not me. Full disclosure, this is not a natural look. This is for a slightly clumpy, thick, wet, dramatic look that I love. I want doll-like eyelashes at all times. Even if I don't wear a single drop of makeup otherwise, I can slap some of this stuff on and feel a touch of glamour. It really opens up my eyes and makes me look more awake too. I've taken a before and after shot for you to show you the difference.
Now a word about these pictures. I took them this morning literally minutes after I had woken up, you can still see the pillow lines on my face and I'm as puffy as the Michelin Man. But honestly, I don't care. It's funny. I'm a sleepy bear and have no shame. I even went to bed early last night and I still woke up looking like I'd been out all night partying. Luckily, as we all know, I have no fucks to give. So enjoy my face. But get a load of those lashes!!! Make sure you snag some next time you are at the pharmacy, and grab some online, here. I haven't had lashes that great since I was overdosing on Latisse, and if you've used Latisse, you know that shit is cray. Have a great rest of the day, friends!